Thursday, June 24, 2010

Jumping-jack-suits

I'm a tad scared about jumpsuits coming back into fashion.  They're unflattering on any body type and they give you a big butt.  Worst of all, they make it impossible to pee.  Imagine you have gone out for a day of shopping.  When you've finally found something you want (a cute tee) you realize your bladder really wants to take a tinkle.  There is only one top left and another person is eyeing it off.  If you buy the top then you are going to pee yourself in-front of a whole bunch of strangers.  But because it takes 20 hours to get undressed you can't pee or you'll miss out on the top.  The thought runs through your head, if only I wore a pair of shorts and a top.  I would never have gotten into such a pickle.  So I hope this story has taught you something, forget jumpsuits, they aren't worth it.... ever!  

Plus, don't write on pain killers.  It makes for bad writing.

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