The other day I was walking down the street and in the corner of my eye I saw a lady half-naked. To be honest I was shocked. Who would do a thing like this? Who forgets to put their clothes on? How has she not felt the very obvious chill? The last time I saw a naked person on the street they were drunk. They had to be. He was waving his penis around; trying to recreate the “meat spin” for his unwilling audience. Was this lady drunk? Was she on drugs? Was she just very proud of her body? Had she recently lost a lot of weight?
It began to rain and I awoke from my questioning. The realisation swept over me, she was not naked at all. She was just a ‘trendy fashionista’. A young lady who realised the whole city is going to look naked next season. This year neutral colours were prominently featured during Australian Fashion Week. I am going to bet the 5 cents in my bank account that this trend will sneak into stores; expensive and cheap ones. You don’t need to be a wealthy housewife to wear beige. Experiment with different skin tones. Colour doesn’t need to disappear from your outfit. Individualise neutral pieces with bold patterns and bright colours.
Love Me.
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